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February and March 2023 PRESENTATIONS! See the list of upcoming/past Subatomic Writing presentations here: https://www.subatomicwriting.com/about.html
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3/2/23 New newspaper article in the Citizen Science column:
False Alarms in Science and the Media: Examining Cause and Effect |
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The Real Bio: A Photo Essay
My twelve-year-old, Max, describes me as "a gently simmering volcano: powerful yet beautiful in her own way. Also fiery." I'm happy he didn't say I attract people who murder virgins and political enemies or smell like hydrogen sulfide so bad it affects your voice and eyesight (Masaya Volcano in Nicaragua does, true story). But I do glow best at night: I'm not a morning person, even after six weeks of going to the gym every day at 5 a.m. Twenty-one days to form a new habit, my ash.
If I had to describe myself in one (grammatically correct but punctuation-cheating, syntax-sneaky) sentence, it would be this one:
Coffee in a large mug brings me deep daily joy; the more I study the math and physics of our (miraculous vast curved old dark Big-Banged energy-filled purpose-silent) universe, the happier I am; I own every book written by Mary Roach; MacGyver's mullet is my spirit animal; higher education is plagued with boring textbooks and poorly paid adjunct professors, and this will come back to bite us if we don't change; I belong to the A+ lending team on Kiva.org, a smart nonprofit group; there is stability in accepting instability, order in chaos; I don't believe I'm an INTJ in the Myers–Briggs system, but I'm told that's exactly what an INTJ would say; my zodiac sign is the exasperated look of astronomy teachers everywhere when they try their best to explain that all horoscopes (except these ones from Weird Al) are GARBAGE and that the thirteen incredibly arbitrary Western constellations currently populating the zodiac belt in our current sky do NOT currently match the twelve incredibly arbitrary Western constellations anciently believed by ancient folks to be prophetic based on their ancient Earth-as-Center-of-Universe skyview that no longer appears above us because of axial precession—how the Earth wobbles slowly like a top, at an angle, which has caused as many as twenty-five incredibly arbitrary Western constellations to appear on the Sun–Earth plane ("the ecliptic" or "the zodiac belt") ever since humans started gazing up from the wobbly Earth and finding changeable patterns among the stars . . . but trust me, it is utterly pointless to argue with and rail at astrologers, psychics, conspiracy theorists, political extremists, and Mormon missionaries, the last of which I was myself, once upon a time, so all you can do is diplomatically provide the most accurate information possible, love people as they are, and find other common ground underneath the sky we share.
If I had to describe myself in one (grammatically correct but punctuation-cheating, syntax-sneaky) sentence, it would be this one:
Coffee in a large mug brings me deep daily joy; the more I study the math and physics of our (miraculous vast curved old dark Big-Banged energy-filled purpose-silent) universe, the happier I am; I own every book written by Mary Roach; MacGyver's mullet is my spirit animal; higher education is plagued with boring textbooks and poorly paid adjunct professors, and this will come back to bite us if we don't change; I belong to the A+ lending team on Kiva.org, a smart nonprofit group; there is stability in accepting instability, order in chaos; I don't believe I'm an INTJ in the Myers–Briggs system, but I'm told that's exactly what an INTJ would say; my zodiac sign is the exasperated look of astronomy teachers everywhere when they try their best to explain that all horoscopes (except these ones from Weird Al) are GARBAGE and that the thirteen incredibly arbitrary Western constellations currently populating the zodiac belt in our current sky do NOT currently match the twelve incredibly arbitrary Western constellations anciently believed by ancient folks to be prophetic based on their ancient Earth-as-Center-of-Universe skyview that no longer appears above us because of axial precession—how the Earth wobbles slowly like a top, at an angle, which has caused as many as twenty-five incredibly arbitrary Western constellations to appear on the Sun–Earth plane ("the ecliptic" or "the zodiac belt") ever since humans started gazing up from the wobbly Earth and finding changeable patterns among the stars . . . but trust me, it is utterly pointless to argue with and rail at astrologers, psychics, conspiracy theorists, political extremists, and Mormon missionaries, the last of which I was myself, once upon a time, so all you can do is diplomatically provide the most accurate information possible, love people as they are, and find other common ground underneath the sky we share.
Image of thirteen constellations in the zodiac belt, from this great StarWalk article: https://starwalk.space/en/news/zodiac-constellations. Aries is your zodiac sign when the Sun is "in" Aries, as shown by the arrow drawn through the Sun. While the Sun (now) lines up with 13 constellations as Earth moves around the Sun, the same is not true for planets, which can line up with as many as 25 constellations throughout the year. Venus is the only planet that passes through all 25.
I highly recommend StarWalk's app, the best astronomy app I've found and used with my astronomy students.
I highly recommend StarWalk's app, the best astronomy app I've found and used with my astronomy students.
Ten rare Z Points will be awarded to the first student who correctly diagrams that last massive paragraph-sentence. If you do not know how to diagram sentences, I will gladly teach you, and I'll throw in some Feynman diagrams while we're at it, for fun. I will teach you of heaven and earth, pen and sword, particle and wave, gin and tonic.
I love personal essays and particle physics specifically, great writing and science generally, and my work often sits semaphorically at these crossroads. I see broken syntax and systems in my dreams and see ways to fix them in real life. I am particular, meaning I've been trained to spot every errant comma in writing, every colon in a Python program, every crumb of bread left on the kitchen counter. But I've also learned to be flexible, forgiving, and empathetic after being married for fifteen years to a hot, brilliant US diplomat who has the patience of a god, who takes me to see new things in new lands, and who is completely blind to bread crumbs.
I love personal essays and particle physics specifically, great writing and science generally, and my work often sits semaphorically at these crossroads. I see broken syntax and systems in my dreams and see ways to fix them in real life. I am particular, meaning I've been trained to spot every errant comma in writing, every colon in a Python program, every crumb of bread left on the kitchen counter. But I've also learned to be flexible, forgiving, and empathetic after being married for fifteen years to a hot, brilliant US diplomat who has the patience of a god, who takes me to see new things in new lands, and who is completely blind to bread crumbs.
I love pedagogy, the science and art of teaching. Creating and teaching Subatomic Writing and Funny Side of Science for Johns Hopkins continues to be delightful, but I've also taught science/medical writing workshops, personal essay and memoir courses, literature courses, editing courses, short story courses, and high school and college astronomy courses. I've taught preschoolers to PhDs, babies to folks in their eighties. I believe that where much is given, much is required; I work hard to pass on the best of what my great teachers gave to me.
My science-writing students at JHU know I expect a lot of them but I'm fun, you know, like Richard Feynman—not as knowledgeable as Feynman, surely, but I'm way less sexist, can we be honest for a moment? As a bonus, I've never choked my spouse, as Feynman's second ex-wife claimed he did. I teach inclusive science and inclusive writing, and I refuse to subtly shame students by wielding words like "clearly," "simply," and "obviously" (this is called Proof by Intimidation, and it is not teaching). I do my best to practice what I preach, an apt cliché given that my undergrad career counselor at Brigham Young University gave me a career test decreeing I should make money as a professional preacher (this is, in retrospect, hilarious coming from a patriarchy that condemns priests for priestcraft—making money from their words—and condemns priestesses entirely). All prophecies I make, in writing or science, are founded on acute observation and statistically significant data, to the best of my mortal, peculiarly particular ability, and I call my prophecies theses or hypotheses. You can have them too. It's not an exclusive club.
My science-writing students at JHU know I expect a lot of them but I'm fun, you know, like Richard Feynman—not as knowledgeable as Feynman, surely, but I'm way less sexist, can we be honest for a moment? As a bonus, I've never choked my spouse, as Feynman's second ex-wife claimed he did. I teach inclusive science and inclusive writing, and I refuse to subtly shame students by wielding words like "clearly," "simply," and "obviously" (this is called Proof by Intimidation, and it is not teaching). I do my best to practice what I preach, an apt cliché given that my undergrad career counselor at Brigham Young University gave me a career test decreeing I should make money as a professional preacher (this is, in retrospect, hilarious coming from a patriarchy that condemns priests for priestcraft—making money from their words—and condemns priestesses entirely). All prophecies I make, in writing or science, are founded on acute observation and statistically significant data, to the best of my mortal, peculiarly particular ability, and I call my prophecies theses or hypotheses. You can have them too. It's not an exclusive club.
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In ancient Greece, being a high priestess—with the title Pythia, the Pythoness—at the temple in Delphi was considered an honorable career. Pythia, chosen for her good character and way with words, would descend into a chasm under the temple; perched upon a gilded tripod over a crack in the earth, she'd get drunk on the vapors rising around her, and she uttered truth and prophecies in dactylic hexameter, which were written down and distributed. Beneath her, deep in the smoking earth, Gaia's monster-child Python guarded the center of the world until Apollo, god of light and poetry, slew it, took over the temple, and made his sunlight burn off the fog. I, she-volcano that I am, harbor thoughts that are more like the ancient monster Hydra: lop one off and two-plus grow in its place. I tame monster thoughts not by cauterizing them with sunlight but by allowing them free expression—and then I temper them with best editing practices I also pass on to my students, which I learned from Brigham Young University's kickass undergraduate editing program.
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Priestess of Delphi
by John Collier, 1891 |
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Apollo Killing the Python
by Hendrik Goltzius, 1589 Hercules and the Hydra
of Lerna by Gustave Moreau, 1876 |
Finally, other interests: I learned Gregg shorthand as a preteen, I tutored Latin in college, I've danced the Viennese Waltz in a palace in Vienna, I can say "Look at that fat white baby" in Marshallese, I'm almost a black belt in Jissen Kobudo Jinenkan, my Z-serve in racquetball is evil, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine makes me laugh so hard that I forgive the world for being so dark and cruel. I think humor is a great way to learn anything, a tool I exploit in my classes and in long website bios.
I am a child of Tetris, Minesweeper, and Zork, which says more about me than any zodiac sign ever could.
I am a child of Tetris, Minesweeper, and Zork, which says more about me than any zodiac sign ever could.
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P.S. Yes, the demon in Subatomic Writing was born during my ninth-grade biology class. You'll have to read the Epilogue of the book, however, to get the full story there. If you buy the book, convince your professor friends to adopt it as a textbook for their science or writing classes, or throw gobs of money at me for no other reason than you appreciated this honest bio, you'll help me work toward my ultimate physics + writing dream: for humans to be smarter, kinder, and happier through better communication and a more accurate understanding of our universe. Come wrestle demons and get drunk on science and language vapors with me!
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A Regular Bio
I currently research cosmic rays for the Telescope Array Project at the University of Utah and teach science writing in the MA Science Writing Program at Johns Hopkins University. In May 2022, I started my master's degree in Applied Physics with the Whiting School of Engineering at JHU. To pay for it, I teach private writing lessons. Subatomic Writing: Six Fundamental Lessons to Make Language Matter from Johns Hopkins University Press was published February 21, 2023. Blurbs and trailers here: www.subatomicwriting.com. I write a monthly newspaper column, Citizen Science, for the central New York newspapers The Freeman's Journal of Cooperstown and Hometown Oneonta, as well as the online version, AllOtsego.com.
Previously, I was a science editor for a decade, acting as managing editor for the Brussels-based NGO Atomium Culture and as a proofreader of graduate textbooks on engineering, computer programming, optics, mathematics, statistics, and astrophysics for CRC Press (now Routledge), a member of the Taylor & Francis Group. I earned my Master of Fine Arts in Writing & Literature from Bennington College in 2015.
From 2016 to 2018, I taught astronomy at the Pierre and Marie Curie School and the American University of Managua in Nicaragua. I have lived in Utah, Toronto, Italy, Belgium, New York, DC, the Marshall Islands, Montreal, and Nicaragua as part of a Foreign Service family. I was forced to evacuate Nicaragua with my son on account of political violence caused by dictator Daniel Ortega, who hurt my students and their families. I'm incredibly grateful for my friends, family, colleagues, and students, both overseas and local.
Max, Andrew, I will be moving to Frankfurt, Germany, in June 2023, so if you live in the United States and would like me to speak at your science, writing, or science writing event, let's talk sooner rather than later. I enjoy speaking and connecting with people, motivating them and making them laugh.
Previously, I was a science editor for a decade, acting as managing editor for the Brussels-based NGO Atomium Culture and as a proofreader of graduate textbooks on engineering, computer programming, optics, mathematics, statistics, and astrophysics for CRC Press (now Routledge), a member of the Taylor & Francis Group. I earned my Master of Fine Arts in Writing & Literature from Bennington College in 2015.
From 2016 to 2018, I taught astronomy at the Pierre and Marie Curie School and the American University of Managua in Nicaragua. I have lived in Utah, Toronto, Italy, Belgium, New York, DC, the Marshall Islands, Montreal, and Nicaragua as part of a Foreign Service family. I was forced to evacuate Nicaragua with my son on account of political violence caused by dictator Daniel Ortega, who hurt my students and their families. I'm incredibly grateful for my friends, family, colleagues, and students, both overseas and local.
Max, Andrew, I will be moving to Frankfurt, Germany, in June 2023, so if you live in the United States and would like me to speak at your science, writing, or science writing event, let's talk sooner rather than later. I enjoy speaking and connecting with people, motivating them and making them laugh.
Because I was born between November 30 and December 17, my zodiac sign—if you are hell-bent on dividing all human personalities into thirteen equal groups based on incredibly arbitrary Western constellations—really and truly is Ophiuchus, that thirteenth constellation in our current sky. It is pronounced "Oh, few cuss."
Ancient Greeks saw Ophiuchus as Apollo wrestling Python outside Pythia's temple. Others associate Ophiuchus with the son of Apollo and Coronis—Asclepius—who became a healer: snakes have long been associated with healing, birth, and rebirth as they shed their skins and keep growing.
Ophiuchus means "Serpent Bearer."
Ancient Greeks saw Ophiuchus as Apollo wrestling Python outside Pythia's temple. Others associate Ophiuchus with the son of Apollo and Coronis—Asclepius—who became a healer: snakes have long been associated with healing, birth, and rebirth as they shed their skins and keep growing.
Ophiuchus means "Serpent Bearer."
News Archive
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2/16/23 Science Sonnet + Creation Story now up at Microlit Almanac! I'm pleased this poem + prose flash-nonfiction piece found a great home.
www.birchbarkediting.com/microlit-almanac/dust-to-dust-zvirzdin |
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1/25/23 First article of new newspaper science column published in The Freeman's Journal (newspaper), Hometown Oneonta (newspaper), and AllOtsego.com (online version), central New York. First article: "Introducing Citizen Science: Finding Intellectual Security":
www.allotsego.com/citizen-science-introduction-to-citizen-science-finding-intellectual-security/ (p. 8 of 1/26/23 newspapers) |
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10/24/22 Announcing Subatomic Writing: Six Fundamental Lessons to Make Language Matter, published by Johns Hopkins University Press. Available for preorder now. See www.subatomicwriting.com for the new teaser trailer and blurbs!
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5/31/22 Modern Physics begins!
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May 2022 Another delightful round of Subatomic Writing concludes.
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March 2022 Turned in manuscript draft of Subatomic Writing to Johns Hopkins University Press.
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1/31/22 to 2/3/22 Attended a fantastic workshop at Bartol's Research Institute on machine learning for cosmic-ray air showers.
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9/1/2021 September workshops now available! Become better at writing by focusing on one evocative, grammatically correct sentence at a time.
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7/22/2021 Accepted to the Whiting School of Engineering's Applied Physics grad program at JHU. Starts Summer 2022.
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5/24/2021 Started teaching the new Funny Side of Science course! Here's the Welcome Video:
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3/30/21 Subatomic Writing textbook under contract with Johns Hopkins University Press! Target release is January 2023.
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1/1/21 Published "The Complicated Truth of Climate Change
in the Marshall Islands" in The New Republic. |
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6/15/20 Received approval from JHU to build a new course for the program called The Funny Side of Science. Development underway, new course will be ready for students Summer 2021.
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9/26/19 Published the Enumeration in Orion Magazine's Autumn 2019 issue called "6 Ways to Calculate a Universe in Flux."
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6/5/19 Met some of the brilliant people who work on NPR's Science Desk as part of JHU's Science Policy, Funding, and Politics summer residency.
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6/3/19 Visited Paul Hertz, director of NASA Astrophysics, as part of JHU's Science Policy, Funding, and Politics summer residency.
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5/22/19 Got a nice surprise during the 2019 Graduate Thesis Reading.
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4/17/19 Enumeration submission accepted by Orion Magazine. "6 Ways to Calculate a Universe in Flux" will be published in September.
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4/2/19 Met with some of my favorite people in Utah and worked on programs for ultrahigh-energy cosmic ray telescopes.
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2/17/19 Tended the JHU booth and had a great time at American Association for the Advancement of Science annual meeting.
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2/15/19 Science article "I Fell Under the Spell of NASA's Most Notorious Thief" is published in The Atlantic.
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1/19 I start teaching a new course I created for the Science Writing grad program at JHU. It's called Subatomic Writing, an elective that "examines writing on the particle level: sound, syntax, punctuation, rhythm, and pacing."
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11/18 I drive myself and my son from Utah to Maryland, get my husband and stuff back from Nicaragua, and buy our first house, all in time for Thanksgiving. I am grateful for many things this year. I'll still be working remotely for Cosmic Ray Research at the U of U.
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9/4/18 Flash-nonfiction piece "Walking by Dogs on a Marshallese Morning" is published on Brevity Magazine's podcast, Episode #10: One-Minute Memoirs. Starts at minute 33.
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7/18 I start working again for the Cosmic Ray Research Group at the University of Utah! Besides running the fluorescence detectors and fixing the scintillation detectors out near Delta, Utah, I'm working on a project to align new telescopes to the stars of the sky very precisely.
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6/10/18 to 6/15/18 Attended the Orion Environmental Writer's Workshop in Rhinebeck, New York.
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4/26/18 My son and I were evacuated from Nicaragua to a safe haven in Utah. I finished teaching my astronomy students online, although it was not easy for them. (Image of Nicaraguan police shooting at their own people taken on May 29, 2018.) One student, Marco Novoa, described in an interview how he was tortured by the Ortega administration.
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4/12/26 I gave former Sandinista commander Dora María Téllez a copy of my essay "On the Revolution of Revolutions: Nicaraguan Women After War," which turned out to be more prophetic than I liked. The essay is now available online on the CONSEQUENCE Magazine website.
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3/16/18 Publication of essay "Makeup of a Monster" is now available in Creative Nonfiction #66: "Dangerous Creations." It explores how beauty cosmetics parallel Boris Karloff's cosmetics in the movie Frankenstein—and what I see happening in my beautiful home state of Utah, one of the top consumers of cosmetic surgery in the nation. www.creativenonfiction.org/issue/66
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3/8/18 At AWP Conference in Tampa, Florida, on duty at the JHU Booth. More information about the MA in Science Writing Program can be found here. Great to see Bennington College friends and other familiar faces too.
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3/3/18 Invited to attend moon ceremony of indigenous people of Nicaragua in Jinotega. Camping with them as well as Sandinista freedom fighters under the shadow of the sacred mountain Yuca Puca was quite the experience.
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2/16/18 Accompanied students to Humberto Solorzano's organic farm Tonantzin in La Trinidad, Nicaragua, where we learned about sustainable farming in the dry tropical zone. Humberto also built me an astronomy tower! Observation nights in the works for astronomy students.
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2/13/18 "On the Revolution of Revolutions: Nicaraguan Women After War" published for CONSEQUENCE Magazine's 10th anniversary issue. http://www.consequencemagazine.org/volumes/volume-10-anniversary-issue-spring-2018/
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2/12/18 First day teaching astronomy at Universidad Americana de Managua, Nicaragua.
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2/9/18 Flash nonfiction "Walking by Dogs on a Marshallese Morning" accepted for Brevity's One-Minute Memoir issue. Unknown publication date.
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2/06/18 Checked in with Pierre and Marie Curie School. The Science Literature Library we started is still going strong!
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12/28/17 "Makeup of a Monster" accepted for publication at Creative Nonfiction Magazine. Will be published March 2018.
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10/13/17 Magazine event launch at the National Academies of Science, Engineering, and Medicine in Washington, D.C., to celebrate the publication of a collaborative Science & Religion issue. "Shuddering Before the Beautiful" essay won the $5,000 runner-up prize and can be found in both Creative Nonfiction Magazine and Issues in Science & Technology.
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Photo by Matthew G. Bisanz.
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9/16/17 "On the Revolution of Revolutions: Nicaraguan Women After War" accepted for publication for a special 10-year anniversary issue at CONSEQUENCE Magazine. Forthcoming January 2018.
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8/28/17 Started teaching the Prizewinners course at Johns Hopkins University. Find more information on the Science Writing Master's Program at JHU here. Will be teaching the Science-Medical Writing Workshop Spring 2018 semester.
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7/3/17 Creative Nonfiction Magazine and Issues in Science & Technology will publish essay "'Shuddering Before the Beautiful': Trains of Thought Across the Mormon Cosmos" this October as part of a special issue on science & religion.
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5/30/17 Accepted position to teach science writing to MA students at Johns Hopkins University.
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5/25/17 Spoke with Sandra Cisneros during her visit to Nicaragua. Her message to Nicaraguan girls: 1) make your own money, 2) control your own fertility, 3) learn to enjoy being alone.
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5/8/17 Interviewed Comandante Dora María Téllez. Essay forthcoming in CONSEQUENCE Magazine.
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5/7/17 Took Pierre and Marie Curie students to see the movie Hidden Figures--free tickets and special viewing courtesy of the U.S. Embassy.
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4/30/17 Judged NASA's SpaceApps Challenge at Universidad Americana de Managua.
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3/9/17 Assembly at Pierre and Marie Curie School with Dr. Jaime Incer Barquero to award my students for analyzing images from the Pan-STARRS observatory in Hawaii and preliminarily discovering 10 new asteroids through the International Astronomical Search Collaboration (IASC).
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1/26/16 Fully armed and operational astronomical station at Pierre and Marie Curie School, Managua, Nicaragua.
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10/24/16 "Landscape with Broken Fire Hydrant: An Interview with Jamie Zvirzdin" published by MFA Day Job.
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9/6/16 "Observations of a Science Editor: If Romantic Scientists Pilfered Fiction's Toolbox, So Can You" published by The Kenyon Review as part of a special discussion on "The Poetics of Science." Responses to the essay from scientists, writers, and editors will be posted throughout September and October.
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9/1/16 Fresh Courage Take nominated for Best Anthology by the John Whitmer Historical Association.
3/5/16 Fresh Courage Take finalist for the 2015 Smith-Pettit Foundation Award for Outstanding Contribution to Mormon Letters, Creative Non-fiction. |
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